I was feeding hot cucumber to dogs when you were birthed

WOULD TF Tuesdays

I ordered chicken fingers, not camel toe

i sory i don meen to be rud but ill brak ur f***n hip

My point is, the stripper girlfriend with fake tits that let everyone feel them played video games

anyone that uses "endgame" in a sentence is probably bat-shit craycray

Duds used to spend a lot of time in damp warehouses in the 90's

its called an Aaron Plummer

WOULD PWN WEDNESDAYS

I hate my friends