TF TUESDAY: "Bizarro Liz Lemon, Chelsea Handler & Supertits, sure. Front Butt, not so much."

Seth's Diary, Day 56 Dear Diary, Today i high fived this really famous skater and then said a bunch of douchey stuff in a boston accent. and then i smoked a joint and threw up on myself.

My parents were RAP GAME AL HRABOSKY

got jerked from the source awards, next year 200 niggaz comin' with swardz!

It was a bad time for the big black guy empire. People said they hearts was infected by bacon.

I think I can live the rest of my life without witnessing another one of your strange and awkward one man ragers, in such raging overabundance of rageness that even the drunk people in the house can't handle it.

When I was a little kid the pro wrestlers would alway stay in this hotel in Allentown near where my dad worked and Jimmy Snooka got arrested there for choking a bitch

Introducing: MOLDUNE MONDAYS

fuckin' barge in on that bitch and blast her in the ass with yer egg role then punch her lights out and finish off with a money shot to the dome piece!

ao! u gona get delt wit! Randee use 2 fite in tuffman contes @ county fare!