sounds like something those kids with the hairdos that hang out at the shopping mall would listen to.

maybe the' jumping on one leg' was just drunken stumbling...

It's like Mark Arm says, "Egos don't ruin bands. Babies ruin bands."

you should punch yourself then go punch them...

YO ONCE MY BOARD GOT RAN OVER BY A CAR THROUGH THE MIDDLE AND MY BOARD DIDNT EVEN CRACK!!

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.

Return of #wouldwednesday

the kaiser stole our word for twenty

Bèèèèèèèèzme...!!!! Bon, maintenant foncez dans votre kiosque et achetez ce numéro de Chill, il vaut vraiment le détour..

HOW YOU GONNA DO THE GHETTO LIKE THAT? theyre gonna need some waffle fries.. FO FREE

"Kick like yo kickin a white guy in the head. You know cuz im racist and shit."

Keep your standards low then the chances of blowing it are slimmer...