Dad no, dad leave mom alone! Nomeansno have issues. Sex mad, sex mad....

"After they reached shore, a tourist gave him $50 and told him to buy a bottle"

I thought the "weed whipper" was that dance that looks a lot like "the sprinkler", but in a different order? Will refer to House Party. Always refer to House Party.

I have a feeling that this hunky bozo will be back for more. Worst case, I will get him to make a move and I'll snap a photo and call the cops. I'll have to memorize some kinghorse and butthole surfer lyrics to confuse him too.

Black dude cooking hot dogs in the back of the bar, sign reads $1.50 ea, he tries to sell me one for 2$