But when other people do it, I called it the Houdini. Why, somebody Houdini'd out of our camping mish just last Saturday.

I HAVE AN OBSCURE ANI DIFRANCO LYRIC ACROSS MY 24 YEAR OLD DECOLLETAGE. I'M SURE I'LL NEVER REGRET THIS

i chilled with tox back in 99. he was tight as hell.

Ill write here a million times over if i want, douchey. Quit acting tough, kid, no ones impressed.

I would love to battle but I have to skidaddle,no time for hatin Im goin skatin!

That's where you get "Haigths" of weed. Its like 3/4 of an Eighth but for the same price as a regular eigth elsewhere.

Goodness. All the new content will be useful this weekend since they're calling for nothing but rain now.

There were these little metal pegs sticking out of the ground and if you were local you knew where they were but if you were from out of town you'd go flying through the air 'cause they were just tall enough that your trucks wouldn't clear them. Lots of mawfuggers got hurt there.

I made a patty melt last night on a George Forman grill. It was a real knockout.