YO ONCE MY BOARD GOT RAN OVER BY A CAR THROUGH THE MIDDLE AND MY BOARD DIDNT EVEN CRACK!!

the way you got disgusted when watching choke because the only time anyone else in the gay neighborhood theatre laughed was when the chick lost an anal bead in duds butt and remarked "man overboard"

I would like to use reefz butter in place of ghee for some third-eye opening Indian fod timz

That WuTang flan is nothing to fuck with. (I would, however, fuck with it)

the poster is mine ! danskin 65 cm mother fucker ! know your anatomy !

urine feels worse on ya if it ain't urs

Next time I want to hang out by myself I'll give you a call

TF Tuesdays

First time at a skrip club was at a blown-out, 4 stage, booming sound, light show-type of joint. Between that and how stoned I was, it was all very overwhelming. So when lady asked me if I wanted a lapper, my response was "no thanks, I'm full".