the poster is mine ! danskin 65 cm mother fucker ! know your anatomy !

urine feels worse on ya if it ain't urs

Next time I want to hang out by myself I'll give you a call

TF Tuesdays

First time at a skrip club was at a blown-out, 4 stage, booming sound, light show-type of joint. Between that and how stoned I was, it was all very overwhelming. So when lady asked me if I wanted a lapper, my response was "no thanks, I'm full".

as bad as I feel right now, it can't be half as bad as whomever was sleeping in my livingroom when I left for work

#comeatmebro x #rimtimz collabo

TF TUESDAY: "Bizarro Liz Lemon, Chelsea Handler & Supertits, sure. Front Butt, not so much."

Seth's Diary, Day 56 Dear Diary, Today i high fived this really famous skater and then said a bunch of douchey stuff in a boston accent. and then i smoked a joint and threw up on myself.