I ordered chicken fingers, not camel toe

i sory i don meen to be rud but ill brak ur f***n hip

My point is, the stripper girlfriend with fake tits that let everyone feel them played video games

anyone that uses "endgame" in a sentence is probably bat-shit craycray

Duds used to spend a lot of time in damp warehouses in the 90's

its called an Aaron Plummer

WOULD PWN WEDNESDAYS

I hate my friends

Ayo this some shit the god approve of nahmean!

the way you told that waitress to get fucked when she tried to give you three rolled up pancakes disguised as 'crepes'