How your dong is screamin' and burnin'.

het dudes, popsicle decks thrive for a reason: they are the most functional. fish tail/hammerhead nonsense makes no sense...

Give me a raisin....

Young children like cartoons, so, wet willy!

A lot of them are old 'necks who aren't concerned with looking cool so they wear wackass faded dad-style jeans.

The shit people will throw money at is mind boggling. And there's no money for school books.

this is some King's Quest shit. mawfukkin Gwydion up in this gate

Parking indignation is one of the favorite past-times of entitled assholes.

kalibos was the first hesh,,,he unleashed the scorpions...now where would we all be if we hadn't been rocked like a hurricane?

so cool. I used to be hooked on Seuss.