Goodness. All the new content will be useful this weekend since they're calling for nothing but rain now.

There were these little metal pegs sticking out of the ground and if you were local you knew where they were but if you were from out of town you'd go flying through the air 'cause they were just tall enough that your trucks wouldn't clear them. Lots of mawfuggers got hurt there.

I made a patty melt last night on a George Forman grill. It was a real knockout.

jus my nuts layin up on the fuckin piano

I took more beer runs than skate runs on Sunday

I rode my bike to a fancy party all dressed up this weekend too. What's the big deal?

It was a tom knox board, the straight edge graphic with the wedge riser. Just a war toy, my little anal butter boy.

They should really have road nannies making sure people are wearing their helmets in their cars.

i bet there is some serious ass-grabbin in that wave pool

man im need to go to sleep this anger off. i have a bad temper. later micha