He was also a ball cancer survivor, as stated on his t-shirt. Quote: "I lost a nut, but it was worth it. I can sit with reckless abandon now. I batwing like a motherfucker though."

i back from orthantis i downin cali cobb salad .....blue cheese 4 life!!

so true...they always hangin out in front of the downtown library too.

You and Lurm are equally Texan in my eyes. You failed the zorlac test and there are no make up exams

Dad no, dad leave mom alone! Nomeansno have issues. Sex mad, sex mad....

"After they reached shore, a tourist gave him $50 and told him to buy a bottle"

I thought the "weed whipper" was that dance that looks a lot like "the sprinkler", but in a different order? Will refer to House Party. Always refer to House Party.

I have a feeling that this hunky bozo will be back for more. Worst case, I will get him to make a move and I'll snap a photo and call the cops. I'll have to memorize some kinghorse and butthole surfer lyrics to confuse him too.

Black dude cooking hot dogs in the back of the bar, sign reads $1.50 ea, he tries to sell me one for 2$