Black dude cooking hot dogs in the back of the bar, sign reads $1.50 ea, he tries to sell me one for 2$

No. That's all wrong. Mr. Tips used to get the equivalent of a bread sandwich vis a vis a vegan cheesesteak from some hindu cultists on broad street.

Slade would have been way bigger if they didn't dress like Slade.

Just remember ND has nothing except the movie Fargo and Send x Help. Which now that I think about it, they're probably doing better then us.

$14 buys me enough stuff to make my own lunch for at least a week and a half. You fools eat like rappers.

YO ONCE MY BOARD GOT RAN OVER BY A CAR THROUGH THE MIDDLE AND MY BOARD DIDNT EVEN CRACK!!

the way you got disgusted when watching choke because the only time anyone else in the gay neighborhood theatre laughed was when the chick lost an anal bead in duds butt and remarked "man overboard"

I would like to use reefz butter in place of ghee for some third-eye opening Indian fod timz

That WuTang flan is nothing to fuck with. (I would, however, fuck with it)