I think I can live the rest of my life without witnessing another one of your strange and awkward one man ragers, in such raging overabundance of rageness that even the drunk people in the house can't handle it.

When I was a little kid the pro wrestlers would alway stay in this hotel in Allentown near where my dad worked and Jimmy Snooka got arrested there for choking a bitch

Introducing: MOLDUNE MONDAYS

fuckin' barge in on that bitch and blast her in the ass with yer egg role then punch her lights out and finish off with a money shot to the dome piece!

ao! u gona get delt wit! Randee use 2 fite in tuffman contes @ county fare!

i just saw this hot-ass tall asian chick in my office building, and she totally had a baby arm! that shit was way more disturbing than i would have thought.

It sounds disgusting and I hate it, and like all things I'm totally against, I started saying it and it has since become part of lexicon along with "whatevs", "stoops", and "bobo"

WOULD WEDNESDAY

Ladybird's going to be bummed!